no. martha. no.

i'll admit it. i like martha stewart. i think she has (or her people) good ideas (for the most part).

i've seen her in person thanks to my aunt tillie. i subscribe to her magazine. i read her website (frequently)

i get her daily craft ideas and cookie ideas and recipes. i get way too much from her somedays.

yesterday was one of them.

but let me clarify something.

i'm also sarcastic. very sarcastic. something not always appreciated by others. but it is what it is.

and i've recently found a show that is equal to my sarcasm. it's called whatever martha. it's a hoot. a hoot.

if you haven't seen it, you should check it out. it's hosted by martha's daughter, alexis and her friend, jennifer. the whole premise of the show. it seems. is that they take old martha episodes and rip them apart. make fun. laugh. taunt. all while drinking.

it's priceless.

and yesterday her craft idea of the day. really should end up on the show.

seriously. i love to craft. to make things. but really? who would make these? better yet, who would wear them??


behold. wool wrapped bangles.


the whole idea is to wrap leftover yarn around bangle bracelets.

really? really? is that the best they could come up with? wrapping yarn around bracelets. it seems that this is something that i would have done in girl scouts. a million. years. ago.

sorry. martha. but i don't understand. so whatever. whatever.