09 December 2008

noise.

this is probably old news to some. but i just heard about it today. a colorado judge has decided that noise ordinance violators will be forced to listen to barry manilow. yes. barry manilow. for an hour. apparently he thinks this will teach people a lesson. i think it's hilarious.



i loved barry when i was a kid. and when i grew up (sort of) i had a client once, that loved him. i mean loved him. she would have given her first born to him. she played his music. traveled the country to see him. had all his albums. memorabilia. she was all about barry manilow.

and now. he's the one. the one a judge has decided will be the most punishing for noise ordinance offenders. barry manilow. really? i can think of some that would be worse.

jessica simpson
britney spears
"muskrat love" - captain and tenille
celine dion
air supply
"achy breaky heart" - billy ray cyrus

just to name a few. what would your punishment be?

1 comment:

  1. The scraping of a spoon on the side of a yogurt container. I HATE it.

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