salad.

since it's green week. this seems appropriate.

i overheard a conversation yesterday. a man was talking to his wife. "it's a good day for a lettuce salad. a "lettuce salad" he said. "i can make you a lettuce salad." what? a lettuce salad?

please. tell me. what is the difference between a salad and a "lettuce salad"? i. thought they. were. the. same thing.